June 4, 2008

Cubicle Warfare - office fun for the summer

No matter how fun or creative your job is, there's always the office space issue to deal with. Cubicles, frustrating fax machines, a copier that seems to run out of toner only for you, fluorescent lights and the scent of old coffee grounds. One of the best ways to cope with these conditions is humor--and sometimes pranks. My dad used to send his brother letters, to his office, in envelopes addressed to Our Preferred Preparation H Customer, complete with logo and official design. From time to time at 800-CEO-READ HQ, people have returned from vacation to find their belongings wrapped* in bubble wrap or aluminum foil, or suspended from the ceiling. Recently, Jon returned to find his entire desk area housed in a cardboard shanty**.

There's a new book out called Cubicle Warfare: 101 Office Traps and Pranks by John Austin. Just a few pranks suggested:

"Pickled Chair" - adding a food smell to someone's office chair
"Walkie-Talkie God" - planting a walkie talkie in the ceiling tiles above someone's desk, then transmitting music, the news, or the gospel from a secure location
"Industrial Velcro" - velcro everything to the desk
"Elevator Fun" - post warnings like "Warning- Cables Are Rusting, Please Do Not Jump"
"Paper Hole Door" - place chads from the 3-hole punch along the top of a door
"Decaf Espresso" - not funny

Now, I don't condone carrying out any of the pranks suggested in this "Tactical Manual," but you will certainly enjoy a chuckle or two reading it.

* Meg's desk


** Jon's shanty

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Just an interesting tidbit: Jon worked in the shanty for an entire week.

Posted by Rebecca at June 4, 2008 10:02 AM | TrackBack
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Hilarious! I'm thinking of redoing my lovely attic office - is Jon interested in selling me the plans for the shanty?

Posted by: sara at June 4, 2008 2:13 PM

Sara,

You'll have to ask Kate; I think she designed it. I was gone the day they built it. Luckily, nothing happened to my desk. I don't know if that means they like me or they like Jon better :)

Rebecca

Posted by: Rebecca at June 4, 2008 2:36 PM

I should have known that was Kate's handiwork! Maybe she's got something bigger and better planned for you.

Posted by: Sara at June 4, 2008 3:38 PM

Nice. It's like a poor man's Pixar cottage.

Posted by: Shelley at June 5, 2008 8:28 AM

ha, thanks sara!

I can't publish the names of my fellow conspirators but I can tell you this shanty didn't exist merely by my own designs. I wish I could claim full credit. the sign on front was my doing as were the scissors placed tauntingly above meg's desk. it's the little things. good fun.

Posted by: kate at June 5, 2008 10:29 AM

Thirty four years ago, I worked with a retail buyer who did the same to his office. He used foam core, cut a window ans window sill, put in a picture if Fifth Avenue in NYC. Used bamboo blinds to create the ceiling. Panelled with rolled corrugated cardboard from the shipping room. He even grew a plant on the window sill...in a mismated shoe (we were both shoe buyers at the time.

Posted by: lemarmion at June 6, 2008 6:44 PM
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