When I reached the top
the elevator doors opened,
and a crowd of suits
was standing there.
The meeting had just adjourned
and everyone was gathered
waiting for the elevator.
“Excuse me,
are you the people in charge?
I’ve been looking for you
everywhere.”
“Heck, no,”
one suit replied,
“But I’d sure like to give them
a piece of my mind!”
His face turned red
as he continued,
“They’re in their union hall,
Everyone knows
that it’s Labor that controls
what happens around here.”