Turtleface and Beyond: Stories

By Arthur Bradford

A finalist for the 2016 Oregon Book Awards
Darkly funny stories by the man David Sedaris calls "the most outlandish and energetic writer I can think of"

Paddling down a remote, meandering river, Georgie's friend Otto decides to do something both spectacular and stupid: He scales a sandy cliff that rises from the water and runs down its steep face, preparing for a triumphant running dive. As his friends look on, they watch something awful unfold: Otto lands with an odd smack and knocks himself unconscious, blood spilling from his nose and mouth. Georgie arrives on the scene first and sees a small turtle, its shell cracked, floating just below the water's surface.
Otto and the turtle survive the collision, though both need help, and Georgie finds his compassions torn. This title story sets the tone for the rest of Arthur Bradford's "Turtleface and Beyond," a strangely funny collection featuring prosthetically limbed lovers, a snakebitten hitchhiker turned wedding crasher, a lawyer at the end of his rope, a menage a trois at Thailand's Resort Tik Tok, and a whole host of near disasters, narrow escapes, and complicated victories, all narrated by Georgie, who struggles with his poor decisions but finds redemption in the telling of each of his tales. Big-hearted and hilariously high-fueled, "Turtleface and Beyond" marks the return of a beloved and unforgettable voice in fiction.

"Arthur Bradford's work is uncategorizable and unprecedented, but if pressed, you could call it the improbable spawn of Raymond Carver and Roald Dahl. His stories are hilarious and strange, playful and deadpan, and often involve animals and strange injuries to these animals or their human friends. The world of Bradford's fiction is populated by dreamers, doofuses, banalities, and mysteries, and somehow it's a world you don't want to leave." -Dave Eggers

""Turtleface and Beyond" is filled with glorious little fables that are both yummy and nourishing." -Matt Stone, co-creator of "South Park" and "The Book of Mormon"

"Arthur Bradford has the strange, poetic humor of a real writer, but his outlandish plots involving animals and/or underachievers read like pulpy page-turners. While reading "Turtleface and Beyond," I couldn't wait to find out what happened to these injured turtles and oversexed beach bums." -Sarah Vowell

"Arthur Bradford's stories are told plainly yet seductively. You might call them funny and lovely and laconic until you get to the twist and damage that swims beneath them like an unseen snapping turtle. They take straight roads to crooked places and I would read them all day until I was done and you should too." -John Hodgman

"Writer and filmmaker Bradford will appeal to David Sedaris fans willing to visit the wrong side of the tracks . . . With bad choices and bizarre situations aplenty, "Turtleface and Beyond "encourages the reader simply to laugh at the strange turns life can take." -"Booklist ""



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Praise for "Dogwalker ""Sweet, haunting, resonant, generous, and true the way only the very strange is true." --David Foster Wallace "Quite simply the mutt's nuts: One of the funniest, smartest writers at work in America today." --Zadie Smith "His stories run on childlike wonder, mitigated by the many mutations of adulthood." --Dave Eggers
Praise for "Dogwalker ""Sweet, haunting, resonant, generous, and true the way only the very strange is true." --David Foster Wallace "Quite simply the mutt's nuts: One of the funniest, smartest writers at work in America today." --Zadie Smith "His stories run on childlike wonder, mitigated by the many mutations of adulthood." --Dave Eggers



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Publisher Picador USA
Publish date 11/08/2016
Pages 208
ISBN-13 9781250097453
ISBN-10 1250097452
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